Lance Armstrong Breaks His Collarbone
BREAKING NEWS: Lance Armstrong broke his collarbone in a bike crash in Spain. Sad news, but I’m sure this won’t pull him down.
Oh Lance, we both run and bike, we’ve both had shin splints (well, yours was worse because it turned out to be a stress fracture) and now we’re both injured (again, yours is more serious). Boy, do we have a lot in common. Did I tell you I like yellow, too?